More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids by Sandy Silverthorne

Author:Sandy Silverthorne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Youth-Humor;Wit and humor;Juvenile;JNF028020;HUM004000
ISBN: 9781493417797
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2019-06-05T00:00:00+00:00

Q: Why did the baker work overtime?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Q: Why did the belt get arrested?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Donny: Where do birds invest their money?

Lonny: In the stork market.

Q: What are caterpillars afraid of?

A: Dogger-pillars.

Q: What do you call a bear who’s caught in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Kid: They taught us how to write.

Dad: Wow, what did you write?

Kid: I don’t know; they haven’t taught us how to read yet.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.